I always like to learn new things. Especially at my advanced age, new things are particually exciting. First, I learned that you should never drive a Bently or any other car, with your jacket hiding your face. It makes the possibility of a crash likely. Thank you Stavros Niarchos for teaching me this.
Second, I learned that it is OK to drive drunk in LA if Paris Hilton is with you. Paris, are you available this Friday?
