OK, before we all come down on Jessica Simpson, let me tell you that certain things are more difficult to do than they appear. I'm refering to the CBS network taping of the Kennedy Center Honors on Sunday. Unlike most of Jessica's live performances, the audience was filled with many famous politicians, including her buddy, George Bush. Big name entertainers were there too. This can add some pressure, especially when you're used to singing in front of teenyboppers! Jessica was singing a tribute to honoree Dolly Parton - "9 to 5." You may notice, when you see the video, that Jessica was wearing a strapless gown. You're more likely to see the video on the internet than on CBS on December 26. All during her aborted performance you can see her left arm pressed up against her dress. Apparently she was having a problem and didn't want to do a "Janet Jackson." Now, about the lyrics...It isn't always easy to read a telepromter. Generally, practice makes it a little easier. I speak from experience. She forgot the 6 P's. The 6 P's are Prior Preperation Prevents Piss Poor Performance. (I learned this 100 years ago in the Army at AFN, Europe.) Remember that Jessica Simpson is what she is. She's a rare case of much more success than her talent warrants. How can this happen? Packaging, that's how! Basically, if you comb your hair right, you'll make it. Other high maintenance procedures come in to play here, too. Wonderful job! Now if you could use some of that money to buy some talent.....
