Saturday, August 18, 2007

Seagal Blames FBI


Whatever happened to Steven Seagal? In the early 90's his films were big - very big! He blames the FBI and says that his career was damaged because of false reports that he had ties to organized crime and that he intimidated a reporter.
No, that's not why your curent movies are going straight to DVD, Stevie. It's because you are making the same movie over and over, again. That plus the guys who you fight in these movies seem to fall down on their own! Also, there's the age thing. You're 56 years old. Adapt! It looks stupid, on screen, when you are kicking the crap out of young punks who are young enough to be your grandchildren. You don't see a class guy like Sean Connery try to take on the type of roles like he did in the 60's. Of course, I'm comparing apples with oranges, but the principle is still valid. You're 56. Play the part of a 56 year old - otherwise you run the risk of embarassing yourself. That'll kill a career faster that you can say whatever the hell it is you say when you kick someone in the face!