In an effort to keep you up-to-date on the really important innovations, I humbly present to you the new fast food restaurant packaging from Heinz! If you are a dipper or a squeezer, this will work equally well!
Probably the best part is that the new package holds three times as much ketchup as the existing foil packets.
We should each count our blessings in that we were born into such an exciting and historic era!