LiLo In Playboy

Yes! It's what the world has been waiting for! Lindsay Lohan is doing a photoshoot for Playboy magazine!

I'm excited about this from purely an economic standpoint. Lindsay Lohan has been unemployed for quite a while, now. She's been getting a bunch of bad press. Her attorney says that nobody wants to see his client in a movie! So she goes from a downward spiral to the pages of Playboy! Is this a great country or what?

There's more...the money. She wanted a million dollars. The magaine offered $700,000. Somehow, they met with an agreed amount! Doesn't this give you a warm and fuzzy feeling?

Publication date has not been announced. My guess that it would coincide with a real life entry or release from jail? I think they call it marketing.

Playboy Sees Scarlett

Ursula Mayes
Playboy Magazne has come out with their sexiest celebrity for 2007. It's Scarlett Johansson. Not a bad selection. Of course, I don't agree. But then, my tastes matter little in comparison with Playboy Magazine. They write, "Scarlett Johansson is the apex of beauty and sensuality - from her porcelain skin to her fully feminine figure to her mysterious charisma, which is at once palpable and indefinable." Nice words - perhaps a bit much?


My pick? Are you on the edge of your seat? My pick, if it has to be someone "famous" would be Ursula Mayes, model #5 on "Deal Or No Deal." She looks mighty fine to me...and she can "open a case" like nobody else in the world!

My not so famous pick, doesn't matter - you wouldn't know her anyway, but that's OK. She tells me that she reads this blog.

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