Prez To Drink Well In India

President and Michelle Obama leave on Saturday for a ten day international trip beginning with India. It has been learned that they will have access to a bottle of Glenfidditch 40-year old Rare Collection scotch, which retails for about $3,000 and is one of only 600 limited-edition bottles made. Also, the chief executive may be sipping some Balvenie Thirty and Louis XIII Black Pearl. Michelle, however, isn't as big a fan of hard liquor, and so she has been procured a selection of wines culminating in Dom Perignon Rose.

This fancy hooch is best appreciated by those of us who have developed an acquired taste...acquired in less than 2 years!

Prez To Appear On Mythbusters

President Obama has confirmed that he will be making a guest appearance on The Discovery Channel"s Mythbusters. In an episode that is scheduled to air on Wednesday, December 8, the President hopes to inspire young people to become interested in Math and Science. Personally, I think that kids would be more apt to listen to Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber, but what do I know?

Mythbusters is a popular program which uses scientific fact and demonstrations to support or bust popular myths.

How about this myth? If we raise taxes, is it likely that we will see more jobs created in the private sector?

NFL & Stuff

I told you that I wasn't very good at picking winners in the NFL. I went 10 & 6 for week one including a correct guess on the Bears upset over the Colts.

What else is new? Michael Jackson turns 50 and is dating Pamela Anderson. You can file this under desperate career decisions/severe search for attention. A pair of his underwear is being auctioned on E-Bay. (Did I say desperate?)

McCain polls 5% better than Obama. I think this margin will swing back and forth. Americans love a tight "horse race." It keeps them "tuned in." The real poll is on November 4.

O.J. is back! The jury is being selected for his part in an armed robbery.

Stay tuned!

Barack's My Man!

I've been wondering who to support in the upcoming election. Hillary? McCain? Obama? Any could do the job! I was thinking that there must be something that one of the candidates had over the others. But, what could it be?
I discovered what it was! Alas, my mind is free! Kim Kardashian has thrown her support behind Barack Obama! If he's good enough for her, then he's certainly good enough for an old L7 like me!
Thank you, Kim. I've been voting for presidents for 40 years and I must admit, this time around I was a bit confused. I just wanted you to know that your help is appreciated.