Pamela Anderson Wants To Ban Horse Drawn Carriages In New York City

Pamela Anderson wants to ban horse drawn carriage rides in New York City. She says that these horses live miserable lives and that they should be free to roam in open fields.

Yes, Pamela, many horses (& people) do live miserable lives! Yes, it would be nice to let all of God's creatures play all day...like kids in the summer!  Unlike you, some of us need to work everyday and are currently paid up on our taxes. (How's that tax problem working for you sweetie?)

New York City is a lot different than Hollywood. If the horses are being mistreated in New York (or anywhere) this must be addressed. In addition, ignoring this problem must also be addressed!

In short, I say, "FIX THE PROBLEM," not "THROW AWAY THE PRACTICE."  These rides are expensive, the horses should be treated well.  If not, the owners should be arrested.

For some of us, Pamela, a "date" may occasionally involve a horse drawn carriage ride....it's much more romantic than getting another tattoo.

Stars Not Shining For Palin

Lindsay Lohan doesn't like Sarah Palin. Neither does Matt Damon, Oprah, Pink nor Pam Anderson. Pam Anderson said that Palin "Can suck it." Nice vocabulary. Uh, Pam, apparently, you can too, I saw the video!
Back to Miss Lindsay. She has a My Space Page and she wrote: "I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin. Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?"
You are absolutely right, Lindsay, we should all strive to do these things, and get drunk as often as possible and smoke crack like there's no tomorrow! We unconnected people appreciate your insight. How can we ever thank you?

If these famous people are serious about their guy Obama changing his address to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., they may want to shut up! The undecided voters in key states like Ohio, Florida, Missouri and others may not be hip enough to dig your buzz.

NFL & Stuff

I told you that I wasn't very good at picking winners in the NFL. I went 10 & 6 for week one including a correct guess on the Bears upset over the Colts.

What else is new? Michael Jackson turns 50 and is dating Pamela Anderson. You can file this under desperate career decisions/severe search for attention. A pair of his underwear is being auctioned on E-Bay. (Did I say desperate?)

McCain polls 5% better than Obama. I think this margin will swing back and forth. Americans love a tight "horse race." It keeps them "tuned in." The real poll is on November 4.

O.J. is back! The jury is being selected for his part in an armed robbery.

Stay tuned!

Pamela: It's All About The Money!

Vocal PETA spokes-icon, Pamela Anderson travels to Australia to appear on the Aussie version of Big Brother. She'll get $500,000. This sounds like a lot of money, but it pales in comparison with what she could be making if she were picked for a major role in a major Hollywood Movie. Back down under, the principle advertiser for Big Brother is (and I'm not kidding, here, folks) Kentucky Fried Chicken! Anderson has been campaigning for Peta and against KFC for years.
It's funny how money has the power to make us do almost anything.

Oh, one more thing. Pammy appearance on the show did not help ratings. The show has been cancelled!

Wham - Bam, Thank You Pam!

Rick Salomon and Pammie Anderson have been married since October 6th (of this year). She filed for divorce, Friday. This all sounds so Hollywood! I'm wondering what kind of a pre-nup these two had? The way things are going for Pammie, she might want to carry around a "fill-in-the-blanks" pre-nuptial agreement. The photo that I selected for this entry is a candid one. I wanted you guys to see what kind of a physical stud it takes to do a sex video with Paris Hilton and to get Pamela Anderson to say "yes"...to marriage. BTW, did you know that Salomon netted more than $8 million from the sales of his little video with Miss Paris?

As for you, Pammie, since I know that you read my blog often, I'll tell you what you need. You need a man. Not a boy. You've walked down the aisle 4 times with 3 different boys. Now that you know that you need a man, maybe a man who has a regular job? You know, like 9-5, Monday - Friday. I know that you lika-da-bad-boys, but Pammie, get real! You're 40 years old and you've got two kids at home! It's time to play grown-up...for real!

Oh, Pam, one more thing, I'm damn sorry, but, how should I put this? Uh...I am not available...hey...don't any of you gavones laugh! She's done a lot worse, already!

UPDATE: The divorce petition was filed on Friday. It was withdrawn today. Apparently the two "saw eye-to-eye" over the weekend..."
Stay tuned, this ain't over....