Friday, May 27, 2005

Paris Hilton - "Our Secret Weapon!"

So, recruitment for the military is down. Military casualties are, no doubt, the reason. Sad to say, it comes with the territory. After all, what is the mission of the military?

So, the immediate problem is recruitment. Enter Paris Hilton. She has done so well at "selling" herself, wouldn't she be a success in selling recruitment for the military? As far as the content of the commercial, you can use your imagination...

Hey DOD, are you listening?

Paris Hilton - Secret Weapon?