Monday, October 2, 2006

Anna Nicole: Commited (Kinda)

I wasn't going to include this, until I heard that LARRY KING had Anna Nicole's lawyer, Howard K. Stern on his show, last Tuesday. Larry King has more class (or is it more $)than I do, except, I've never been arrested nor convicted.
Anyway, last Tuesday on Larry King Live, Anna Nicole's lawyer, Howard K. Stern admits to being the father of her brand new baby daughter. All this time we were being told that Larry Birkhead, a photojournalist, was the daddy. He recently claimed this on TV's Insider.Virgie Arthur, Anna Nicole's mother
Anna Nicole's mother, Virgie Arthur went on Entertainment Tonight saying that she doubted that Howie is the daddy. Ain't this classy? Then, on Thursday of last week, Howie and Anna pledged their love for one another during a secret "Commitment Ceremony" in the Bahamas. The ceremony was held on board a boat. (Pammie, you may have started something, here.) Here's where I ask a question: What the hell is a "Commitment Ceremony?" Is it a wedding for whimps? Actually, I'm told that the ceremony was religious but not binding. This all sounds banannas and is about what you would expect from Anna Nicole until you look at the tragic death of her son. Dr. Cyril Wecht, a private pathologist hired by the Smith family, has ruled out any natural cause of death. He told People Mazazine that Daniel died from cardiac dysrhythmia, caused by a lethal combination of the antidepressants Zoloft and Lexapro, and the painkiller methadone - often used to treat heroin addictions.

Parenting, it's so important.