Santa Monica's got a problem. Squirrels! So many that LA county has cited Santa Monica 5 times for squirrel over population. A health concern is at the root. So, Santa Monica is going to do what they did in Berkley. Give the squirrels injections to stunt their sexual activity and development.
In Terre Haute, Indiana, we have an over population of birds - crows. What are we doing about it? We are doing what we in Terre Haute do best! Absolutely nothing.
Santa Monica, forget about the injections, ship the squirrels to Terre Haute. You will save money and not have to worry about sexually frustrated squirrels. What will we, in Terre Haute, do about all those squirrels? Duh! Absolutely nothing! Of course!
