Monday, July 31, 2006

What The Hell, Mel?

Look closely at Mel's mouth. That's where he occasionally puts his foot.

Drinking? Take a taxi or use a designated driver. If you are a multi millionaire, it would be easily affordable to hire a limo and a driver, 24/7.
This brings us to Mel Gibson, famous, wealthy Hollywood actor & director. Gets caught allegedly speeding in his 2006 Lexus at 87 mph along the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu during the wee hours, Friday morning, with a blood alcohol level of 0.12% (the legal limit is 0.08% in California). He's held by the local sheriff's department for over 7 hours. During that time, reports indicate that mouthy Mel said some very nasty things about people of the Jewish faith. Things like Jews are responsible for all wars....
Mel, now that's not nice. Also, it's not true. Ignorant (drunk) red necks would say stuff like that. Oh, Mel, a lotta Hollywood studio big shots (Disney) are Jewish. Did you know that? Maybe that's why you said what you may have said. Doesn't matter. There's no shortage of actors, producers and directors in Southern California.
You may have backed into early retirement. Is it time to look into the purchase of convenience stores? Maybe a restaurant. You could call it Mel's Diner! Oh, and be sure to put bagels on the menu!