Saturday, June 21, 2008

Gloucester Girls


I'm not making this up, I wish I were. There's a group of bored girls at Gloucester (Mass.) High School who thought it would be a real good idea to get pregnant. This way their kids could all grow up together and the girls would finally feel love and some self esteem. In all, 17 Gloucester trampettes got knocked up...on purpose...none is older than 16. Maybe nobody told them that newborn babys are expensive....but that's OK, we'll pay for them. One of the daddys is said to be a 24 year old homeless man. (Good choice for your kid's gene pool!)
Oh, girls, I hope you feel the love at 3AM when baby wants to be fed. Same with the dirty diapers. If you ever meet a respectable boy/man,you'll always have your "baggage" to explain. The good part of all of this is that in less than 9 months you'll discover that maybe you girls should have all hatched a pact to get pet dogs or cats. You see, babys are different.
I don't think that there's anything less attractive than a stupid girl with a bastard child, sucking money from her taxpaying neighbors, all because she's a bored teen who ain't feelin' the love.
Jamie Lynn, see what you started...