Here it is! My 800th post! To dignify this milestone, I've chosen a report from our esteemed Chief Consumer Editor, Benny Brown from our European Bureau. He reports that the adjoining product was actually marketed, briefly, in Ireland. If you click the picture, you may be able to see the, eh, problem.
For those who do not kow, Ainsley Harriott is a celebrity chef, author and TV personality in the UK. I never met the man, but I assume that the words on the package are directions and not a personality description.