Sir Paul McCartney's recent ex has been chosen to help judge the April 11 finals of the Miss USA Pageant. I guess she needs the money...or the attention. Other judges include: actor/comedian Rob Schneider, actor/musician Joey Fatone, actress Kristian Alfonso, Olympic-champion swimmer Amanda Beard, actress Kelly Carlson and San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman. Donny and Marie Osmond (remember them?) will host the telecast of the 57th annual pageant, aired live from 'Vegas on NBC. Contestants from 50 states and the District of Columbia will be judged in the swimsuit, evening gown and interview categories. The Miss USA show is owned by Donald Trump. If I were producing the show, I'd pick judges like, Eliot Spitzer, Bill Clinton, Hugh Grant, Hugh Hefner, Ellen DeGeneres - you know, people like that. My choice for host? Howie Mandel, of course.
