Big news from Malibu, California. Is that a picture of Pamela Anderson, PETA activist, eating a hotdog?
Seriously, folks, the actress was very upset that people would assume (from the picture) that she was actually eating a hotdog. It has been made clear that the meal in question was a veggie dog, sold at the concession stand at her sons' baseball game by the local Kiwanis Club.
We can all rest easy, now and return to our regular lives.
I'll have a beer & a dog or two and watch some play-by-play on ESPN.