Thursday, December 31, 2009

Blue Moon


All of this excitement at once! I can hardly stand it! New Year's Eve - I knew it was coming, as I look at the calendar everyday, but the Blue Moon is another matter! Did you know that the moon is moving away from Earth by 1.6 inches (4 centimeters) a year? It is! I'm certain that the guy who discovered this was being paid by a government grant. Back to the Blue Moon. When you have two full moons within the same calendar month, the second Full Moon is the Blue Moon. This has nothing to do with Rodgers & Hart or the Marcels. (Nobody will get that...) The Moon in the picture looks to be blue. This is likely due to dirt and dust in the earth's atmosphere compounded by the angle at which the picture was taken. Photoshop may also be a factor.
There is always 29.53 days between Full Moons. Usually this time period will span into the next month.

As far as New Year's Eve, I raise my can of Old Milwaukee and wish you the best for 2010! May you enjoy health, happiness and prosperity and may you improve on your choice for on-line reading!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Abdulmutallab, Depressed? My Solution:


Normally, I don't get involved with this type of material. The Christmas Day terrorist bombing attempt by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab is strangely interesting to me. They say that the 23 year old was lonely and depressed. Welllllll, I don't think he's done much to improve his situation. The kid had money, an education (nice teeth) and, until recently, a future. He just wasn't very good at detonating explosives. This proves my point! There is no substitute for practice. Before getting on an airplane and trying to blow it up, wouldn't it have made sense to practice, first? That's right, practice trying to blow yourself up...probably in a remote location with no distractions. This would be most helpful to yourself and to us.

ABC aired a picture of your underwear. Judging from the burnt area, up front, man, that must have hurt! Sometimes we give ourselves our own punishment!
Psst, Umar, there's more (punishment)on the way!

Monday, December 28, 2009

Colts' Christmas Gift To The Jets


A lot of Indianapolis Colts fans are pissed. I don't blame them. The fans' loyalty in this area is as strong as any other area in the country. In Indiana we don't have an MLB or NHL franchise. Except for the NBA Pacers, the Colts are it! We've suffered through many years of hapless teams. We even survived talk of the Colts sneaking off to Los Angeles. If you are a football fan, you know by now that the Colts' undefeated season ended yesterday. They lost to a so-so NY Jets team. The decision obviously came from "the top" to bench the Colts' starters in the third quarter. This was done to rest the players and to keep them fresh for the playoffs. They replaced Prince Peyton with their third string QB. This was cruel to put this kid in such a situation! The talented receivers were also pulled - so he was throwing to guys who were as green as he was! By product of this is that the paying customer didn't get to see the "real Colts." The paying customer doesn't get to see the winning streak continue. A team like the Jets gets to win in Indianapolis. This is painfully difficult for the true Colts' fan to digest.
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
The Colts have home field advantage and a bye in the playoffs - an extra week to rest and to plan. That's more than enough if you are truly "the best."
Wait a minute, I think I've seen this movie! Didn't the Colts try this tactic a few years ago? Yeah - they wound up watching the Super Bowl on TV - like the rest of us.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Ivana Booted From Plane


First, I am shocked to hear that Ivana Trump actually flies "commercial!" Well, yesterday, she almost did. Before takeoff on a flight from Palm Beach to NY, there were a bunch of screaming kids on the plane and Ivana (sitting in First Class?) cussed at them. She raised such a stink that she was asked to leave. She refused to leave. They responded by escorting her from the aircraft. I'm not bashing Miss Ivana...well, maybe I am...but, you'll notice that I was especially kind in selecting the (dated) picture on the left!

In an unrelated note, she recently filed for divorce from her fourth husband. Fourth husband! That should tell you something.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Ah Ha! There Is A Book!

A picture is worth a thousand words!



Thanks, Benny!

Charlie Sheen Arrested in Aspen


Actor Charlie Sheen was arrested this morning in Aspen Colorado. He was charged with domestic violence. He was released from the pokey after posting $8,500 bond. The investigation involves second-degree assault and menacing, both felonies, along with criminal mischief, a misdemeanor.

All of this, on Christmas morning!

Sheen's publicist Stan Rosenfield (I love these guys!) released a statement saying, "It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion."

Friday Foto - Jelena Jensen

Jelena Jensen

The Christmas Holiday threw off my schedule, a bit. Here's this week's Friday Foto, California native, 28 year old Jelena Jensen. Jelena is a model and actress.

To get the full effect, click the photo.

Have a nice weekend!

NFL Picks - Week 16


First, I'd like to extend warm Christmas wishes to each of you. May you enjoy peace and happiness today and in the future!

Back to the matter at hand, NFL picks! Last week I managed to pick 9 winners out of the 16 games played. On the season, I am 144 and 78!
So, free of charge, here are my picks for Week 16:

SAN DIEGO at tennessee
buffalo at ATLANTA
kansas city at CINCINNATI
oakland at CLEVELAND
seattle at GREEN BAY
HOUSTON at miami
baltimore at PITTSBURGH
carolina at NJ GIANTS
jacksonville at NEW ENGLAND
tampa bay at NEW ORLEANS
ST. LOUIS at arizona
detroit at SAN FRANCISCO
denver at PHILADELPHIA
jets at INDIANAPOLIS
DALLAS at washington
MINNESOTA at chicago

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Connie Hines Passes


Actress Connie Hines died today. She was 78. Many of us fondly remember Miss Hines as Wilbur's wife on the TV show, Mr. Ed. The show was a sitcom about a talking horse and his owner - Wilbur. Hines considered her role to be just getting a steady paycheck as the storylines focused more on the relationship of both Wilbur and Mr. Ed than her. She also said that playing the same role wasn't the greatest part in the world. The series ended in 1966 and she continued to guest star in other TV shows until her retirement in 1971.

Irish Workmen


These workmen are installing bollards to stop nurses from parking on the pavement outside the Royal Hospital in Belfast. They are cleaning up at the end of the day. I'd like you to take a good look at the picture. Click on it to see a larger version.

I wonder how long it will take for them to realize that they're not driving home, anytime soon!

Thanks Benny!

Adree DeSanti

Adree DeSanti had been featured on this blog within the popular Friday Foto series. It seems that Blogger has been notified that somebody objects to my posting this pretty lady's picture on my blog. Now, I know that there are laws and that the rights to the picture could possibly belong to somebody else. I was asked to remove it and it was removed. My question is, how am I affecting the copyright owner? I don't think that these pictures are for sale. I am not making any money by showing her little picture - do you see any ads on this page? The fact is, I only put her picture on the blog to make it a little more attractive...that's all.

I'd like to make it clear that it was never my intention to do any harm to the picture's copyright owner.

If you are a regular visitor to this blog, let me assure you that there are many other young ladies who look as good or better than Miss DeSanti. I look forward to featuring them.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Brittany Murphy


Sad news from Hollywood. Actress/singer Brittany Murphy died this morning. She was 32. Cause of death appears to be cardiac arrest, but an extensive investigation will follow. She was 32 and is survived by her husband. You'll be hearing much more about this in the coming days.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

NFL Picks - Week 15


This will be a strange weekend in the NFL. You have teams that have already cliched playoff berths, teams that are striving to "stay alive," teams that have no chance of making the playoffs, teams that are simply playing for pride and the always dangerous teams that are playing to beat the pointspread!

Whatever...here are my picks...

INDIANAPOLIS at jacksonville
dallas at NEW ORLEANS
cleveland at KANSAS CITY
HOUSTON at saint louis
NEW ENGLAND at buffalo
ATLANTA at jets
miami at TENNESSEE
san francisco at PHILADELPHIA
ARIZONA at detroit
oakland at DENVER
cincinnati at SAN DIEGO
tampa bay at SEATTLE
chicago at BALTIMORE
GREEN BAY at pittsburgh
MINNESOTA at carolina
giants at WASHINGTON

Friday, December 18, 2009

Friday Foto - Rosalia Verne

Rosalia Verne

This week we travel to Poland for our Friday Foto and we feature the visual charms of 19 year old Rosalia Verne.

Information on Rosalia is sketchy, at best. You may investigate further by clicking the picture.

Have a nice weekend!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Salvation Army

Elyse Evans

I've mentioned before about my support for the Salvation Army. Many years ago, they helped me in a small way and I've never forgotten it. I will probably forget many things, but I'll always remember their kindness and thoughtfulness, back in 1972. Much has happened since then, but I always remember to donate at Christmastime. I hope you will do the same.

This brings us to today and a friend of mine was collecting for the Salvation Army, outside the local Wal-Mart. She's a local news anchor and she was competing with her co-anchor to see who could raise the most money. Make no mistake, my friend is pretty, but her co-anchor? He's pretty, too.
She beat him by roughly $150. Congratulations to Elyse! My donation, today, served two purposes!
So to sum up: Salvation Army, Thank You! Elyse, Your Welcome!

Friday, December 11, 2009

Friday Foto - Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra Wilkinson

Last minute choice for this week's Friday Photo is Kendra Wilkinson. She and husband Hank Baskett of the Indianapolis Colts welcomed their first child, Hank IV, early this morning. Mother & baby are doing well.

Kendra is most famous for being a former resident at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion. Her mother was once a cheerleader for the Philadelphia Eagles.

As usual, click the picture for the full effect and have a nice weekend!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

NFL Picks - Week 14


Last week's picks were pretty bad. However, on the season, I'm still ahead on a 2-1 basis.

The cheerleader is Amy Mecca, Philadelphia.

Here are my picks for week 14:

PITTSBURGH at cleveland
NEW ORLEANS at atlanta
MIAMI at jacksonville
cincinnati at MINNESOTA
seattle at HOUSTON
buffalo at KANSAS CITY
GREEN BAY at chicago
detroit at BALTIMORE
carolina at NEW E|NGLA|ND
denver at INDIANAPOLIS
WASHINGTON at oakland
st. louis at TENNESSEE
san diego at DALLAS
PHIL|ADELPHIA at giants
ARIZONA at san franciscio

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Phone Call


Here's one that I think you'll like...

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished, the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished, the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Monday, December 7, 2009

Christmas Decorations

Look at the picture, then, read the explanation, below...



What you are looking at is a picture of a house decorated for Christmas. The guy who did this had a dry sense of humor. Local authorities suggested that the guy remove the fake "hanging decorator" after several complaints from concerned passers by. The decoration was causing traffic problems.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Friday Foto - Federica Ridolfi

Federica Ridolfi

This week's Friday Foto features 35 year old Federica Ridolfi. She's from the Italian neighborhood of Europe and does a lot of TV work. Her father was an actor and she's engaged or married (does it matter?)to an Italian soccer player.

As usual, click the picture to get the full effect and have a nice weekend!

Note: Due to our large European audience, the posting time for the Friday Foto has been moved up to 8:00 AM Eastern Standard Time (USA). Please adjust your schedule accordingly!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Easy Chicken Recipe


Easy Chicken Recipe

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe I thought it was
perfect for people like me who just are not sure how to tell when
poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

4 - 5 lb.. Chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush chicken well with melted butter salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing mixed with popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's Ass blows the
oven door open and the chicken flies across the room and lands on
the table, it's done and ready to eat.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Los Angeles HS Math Test


The following is not real...I don't think...

City of Los Angeles

High School Math Proficiency Exam



Name: _______________________

Gang: _______________________



1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn’t cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?

4. Jarone wants to cut his ½ pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW’s and 3 4x4’s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?

10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?

Solange Magnano, Miss Argentina 1994, Dies


You may not have heard about this, but 38 year old Solange Magnano died on Sunday of complications from cosmetic surgury on her buttocks. She died of a pulmonary embolism after three days in critical condition following a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires. Close friend Roberto Piazza said the procedure involved injections and the liquid "went to her lungs and brain."

"A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind," he said.

Magnano's burial Monday was shown on Argentine television.

NFL Picks - Week 13


Last week was a good one, by my standards. I picked 12 winners out of 16! If the teams play the way I think they should, the outcome will be something like the following:

jets at BUFFALO
ST. LOUIS at chicago
TAMPA BAY at carolina
oakland at PITTSBURGH
NEW ORLEANS at washington
NEW ENGLAND at miami
PHILADELPHIA at atlanta
tennessee at INDIANAPOLIS
DENVER at kansas city
detroit at CINCINNATI
HOUSTON at jacksonville
SAN DIEGO at cleveland
DALLAS at giants
san francisco at SEATTLE
MINNESOTA at arizona
baltimore at GREEN BAY

Job Opening At GM!


I am saddened to report the sudden resignation of General Motors' CEO Fritz Henderson. Fritz had been in that position for less than a year! Tough gig. This kind of turnover is worse that what I saw when I was on-air in Terre Haute radio!

GM Chairman Edward Whitacre, Jr. announced a worldwide search for a replacement. Ed, I can save you some time and money...HIRE ME! That's right, me. I've been a Chevy salesman for 14 years and unlike many in the GM board room, I have actually sold a GM car! I can also tell you why people are not buying your cars! Also, think of the human interest aspect of hiring a car salesman to run a car company! Fantastic! Here are some other factors to consider in hiring me: I do own a suit. Some people say that I look pretty good in it! I am accustomed to working 6 days a week, usually 67 hours, but I can adapt to fewer hours. My availability is immediate. While I don't care for formal meetings, again, I am willing to adapt. Other things about me, Ed, I am a military veteran. (I've already worked for the government.) I have a college degree. I have paid state and federal income taxes every year for as long as I can remember. I've been married to the same woman for 29 years and I have a son who has a job! I've got more than 50 friends on Facebook! My salary requirement is open - you'd be surprised at how cheep you can get me for! Most of my references are dead, but I can come up with a few surviving ones, upon request.

Yeah, Ed, I'm your guy! You can contact me at the e-mail address at the top of the page.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Serena's ($82,500) Fine


Serena Williams has been fined a record $82,500 for behaving badly at this year's U.S. Open. I have video. This was during the Women's Singles Semi Finals. The fault brought her to match point against Kim Clijsters. The ensuing tirade cost her another point - match point.

She was also put on probation. If she steps out of line in the future, the fine could jump to $175,000. It could have been worse, she could have been suspended - that's where the real money is!

There's a lesson to be learned here. Most of us will never play in the U.S. Open, but I believe you can learn a lot about a person by the way he or she talks to....say...a waitress, or a tennis line judge.

Serena, you've still got a few bucks. Buy some class.

Tiger's Bad Drive


I was going to avoid this one, but...what the heck! It seems like everyone else is talking about it. Here's how I see it. Tiger Woods is having trouble at home. The guy's married. Married couples have occasional arguments. This one is elevated because of the car crash and the silence that followed. Speculation is that Woods is and has been having an affair with a woman named Rachel Uchitel. (See picture -->)

Tiger should realize a few things....like he is a celebrity. He's rich and more handsome than most of us. He's a target. He should be more careful! I'm not saying that an affair is acceptable, certainly not...and we're not even sure that he's had one!

It is apparent that he is in dire need of damage control. In this case, the best damage control that I can think of is the truth! That's right, tell the truth - to your wife, to your fans and to anyone else who may care. The truth shall set you free! Free? Yup, expect for alimony and child support.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

White House Crashers


On one level, it's pretty funny that a well dressed couple was able to squeeze past White House security and attend the recent White House State Dinner, uninvited. The entire incident was was basically a publicity stunt for Michaele and Tareq Salahi.

On another level, you could ask yourself if this escapade will encourage others to attempt the same? Copycats are "out there."

On a real-world level we should be asking ourselves about real-world security for our President. What if a really attractive blonde and her escort had evil intentions?

So should the Salahis be arrested? YES! Duping the Secret Service is a serious offense! This ain't a neighborhood barbecue. If you need publicity, buy a billboard.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Friday Foto - Stacey McMahon

Stacey McMahon

She's from down under. Stacey McMahon is a sports and lingerie model from Melbourne...and that's all I know about her.

Click the picture for the full effect and have a nice weekend!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

NFL Picks - Week 12


Last week's picks went well. I think that I missed only 4 out of 15 games! This week may be a little different. Note that I am picking New England over undefeated New Orleans on Monday night. If the Saints happen to win, it will be interesting to see how the Curse Of Monday Night Football affects the Saints when they travel to Washington for week 13. By the way, I should also mention that this is post #900 on the blog! That's OK, hold the celebration and congratulations for my 1,000th post. This should be in late February or early March 2010.

Here are the picks......

GREEN BAY at detroit
oakland at DALLAS
GIANTS at denver
tampa bay at ATLANTA
MIAMI at buffalo
washington at PHILADELPHIA
SEATTLE at st. louis
CAROLINA at nj jets
cleveland at CINCINNATI
INDIANAPOLIS at houston
kansas city at SAN DIEGO
jacksonville at SAN FRANCISCO
chicago at MINNESOTA
arizona at TENNESSEE
pittsburgh at BALTIMORE
NEW ENGLAND at new orleans

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Jacko's Glove Brings $350Gs


I am really not shocked to see that Michael Jackson's sequined glove was auctioned off for a ridiculous amount of money. Pissing away money has become very fashionable (Congress) and this is evidenced at today's Julien Auction at the Times Square, NY Hard Rock Cafe.

Hoffman Ma, of the Hong Kong company Ponte 16, forked over $420,000 of his company's money on the glove. For those of you keeping track, $350,000 was the purchase price, there was, of course, tax and fees, making the total $420,000. Ma's company owns a resort which I could probably never afford to visit, glove or no glove.

This fascination, itself, is fascinating.

NFL Picks - Week 11


Last week was brutal! Of the 14 games on the schedule, I could only guess 6 of the winners. I don't remember having a losing week for a long, long time. I feel much better about about this week's selections...we'll see....

indianapolis at BALTIMORE
washington at DALLAS
cleveland at DETROIT
san francisco at GREEN BAY
buffalo at JACKSONVILLE
PITTSBURGH at kansas city
seattle at MINNESOTA
atlanta at GIANTS
NEW ORLEANS at tampa bay
ARIZONA at st. louis
SAN DIEGO at denver
jets at NEW ENGLAND
CINCINNATI at oakland
PHILADELPHIA at chicago
tennessee at HOUSTON

Friday, November 20, 2009

Friday Foto - Krystal Forscutt

This week, the Friday Foto comes to us from the land down under. We take pride in introducing Krystal Forscutt, a 23 year old Australian model and sometimes TV personality.









As a rare treat, I have included two pictures. As usual, click the pictures to get the full effect, and have a good weekend!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

2009 Word Of The Year: "Unfriend"


Language is a "living" thing. It evolves with the culture that uses it. Based on this premise, it should be little surprise that the New Oxford American Dictionary turned to social networking websites and made 'unfriend' its 'Word of the Year.'

If you read Orwell's 1984, you might think that the selection of unfriend was ungood or double plus ungood.

Elmhurst Hospital Sign

Here's an interestig shot, taken recently, of the sign at the Elmhurst, Queens, NY Emergency Room entrance:



Interesting how only the "E" and "S" letters burned out...

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Palin Phenomenon


Sarah Palin's book, "Going Rogue" goes on sale today. A big fuss is being made! Why? Other books have been written by politicians! Why the fuss?

Here's why - because she's different. She was on Oprah, yesterday. What she said on Oprah is not as important as the fact that she was there! Oprah is a supporter or worshiper of President Obama. Oprah needs Palin to "sell" her TV show and Palin needs Oprah to help "sell" her book. That's right folks, we are being sold some stuff, here. That's OK, we're free to "buy it" or not "buy it."

People say that Palin is, er, attractive or even hot! Again, why is everyone making a fuss? Give me a women in her 40's who is not overweight and give me a big enough expense account and I can dress her up and get her a makeover and she'll look like a seasoned JC Penny fashion model! Has anybody said anything about Oprah looking good...for her age? I think we are paying too much attention to outward appearances. After all, on Christmas morning, is the present with the nicest gift wrap job always the nicest or the most useful? What you see is not always what you get! This is not the "Wizard of Oz", where the Good Witch is pretty and the Wicked Witch is ugly!

If being pretty is important for a political leader maybe we should select our next Congress from the Victoria's Secret catalogue!

This is not a political blog. It never has been and it never will be. I like Sarah Palin! I think she would have made a wonderful governor if she didn't quit. What does "quitting" say to her supporters? "Thanks for believing in me, but I don't really need this....I'm outta here!"

I also think that she would have been a wonderful mother if she may have taken the time to tell her oldest daughter the importance of respecting herself and making good decisions! Again, we should want our leaders to make good decisions, right?

I could go into greater detail, but I won't. I like the woman. I feel that much of the criticism against her is unfair. I will not be voting for her for any office, and, oh, I won't be buying or reading her book.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Bud Adams And His $250,000 Birds


I've always been a believer that you cannot buy class. You've either got it or you don't. Bud Adams, owner of the Tennessee Titans don't.

Yesterday afternoon, Adams celebrated his team's 41-17 win over the Buffalo Bills by flipping the bird twice to fans of the Buffalo Bills.

Adams later apologized to the Bills, their fans, the NFL, the Titans and to anyone else who would listen.

The NFL fined him $250,000. Peanuts.

The bottom line is that the man has no class. Ask any Houston Oiler fan

Saturday, November 14, 2009

NFL Picks - Week 10


Another week of NFL football picks! Last week, your hero went 8 and 5. This week, I altered my research method...whatever...we'll see how it works...

CHICAGO at san francisco
ATLANTA at carolina
tampa bay at MIAMI
detroit at MINNESOTA
JACKSONVILLE at jets
cincinnati at PITTSBURGH
NEW ORLEANS at st. louis
BUFFALO at tennessee
DENVER at washington
kansas city at OAKLAND
seattle at ARIZONA
DALLAS at green bay
philadelphia at SAN DIEGO
new england at INDIANAPOLIS
BALTIMORE at cleveland

Friday, November 13, 2009

Chelsea On Playboy


This was a mild shock. Chelsea Handler is the Playboy covergirl for it's December issue! I was surprised at the choice and I was surprised at the results! If you've ever seen "Chelsey Lately" on E, you would know that she can be a little rough with her humor concerning celebrities and politicians and, yes, Playboy models!

Friday Foto - Sara Tommasi

Sara Tommasi

Something special for you, this week! It's Sara Tommasi. She's an Italian Actress/Model with a degree in Economics!

My my!

I wonder if the Bloomberg Business Report folks know about her?

As usual, click the picture to get the full effect and have a nice weekend!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Man Rules


I have a list of "Man Rules." If you are a woman you may not understand unless you have survived several years of marriage. If you are a single woman, consider this a public service. Each rule is numbered "1." This is done on purpose.

1. Men are NOT mind readers..

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down...We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!

(Thanks, Benny)

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Interesting Stuff

Often, this blog features some interesting "Eye Candy." That isn't going to change anytime soon, especially on Fridays!

Our European Bureau Chief, Benny Brown, gives us a summary of "Interesting Stuff!" Enjoy:

-Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented.. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language!

-The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

-Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. (This may soon change!)

-Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

-Coca-Cola was originally green.

-It is impossible to lick your elbow.

-The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska

-The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

-The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
$ 16,400

-The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:
61,000

-Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair..

-The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.

-In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

-The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

-Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

-If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes

-Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

-Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

-Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?
A. All were invented by women.

-Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

-In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase....'Goodnight , sleep tight'

-It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the
wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey wine and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

-In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when
customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'
It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

-Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or
handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill , they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Friday Foto - Trashell Thompson

Trashell Thompson

This week's Friday Foto is of a Georgia Peach and Hooters' Swimsuit Pageant competitor, Trashell Thompson. I don't know much else about her. She's on Facebook (yawn) but so am I!

As usual, chick the picture to get the full effect and have a nice weekend!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

NFL Picks - Week 9


It's a little early in the week for this, but I wanted to get it out of the way. Last week I was 8 & 5. We're getting to the point in the season where a week off makes a big difference for a team. Here goes......

baltimore at CINCINNATI
houston at INDIANAPOLIS
GREEN BAY at tampa bay
ARIZONA at chicago
KANSAS CITY at jacksonville
miami at NEW ENGLAND
WASHINGTON at atlanta
carolina at NEW ORLEANS
detroit at SEATTLE
tennessee at SAN FRANCISCO
SAN DIEGO at giants
dallas at PHILADELPHIA
PITTSBURGH at denver

Yankees Reach Twenty-Seventh Heaven!


It's been a while, but the New York Yankees are world champions! This is their 27th title. I know that there are many non believers among you. I hear talk that the Yankees bought the American League Pennant and the World Series Title. Fact is that the biggest payroll does not guarantee success. It makes it more likely, but there's no guarantee. I also hear that the Yankees have no soul. I'm not sure what that means. I do know of the frustration of working at places where resources are not available and you are expected to succeed. Shouldn't the best players get paid the best? Shouldn't the best paid players play the best? The Yankees ownership made a commitment to their fans and to their players and it finally paid off!

So for the Yankees fans of the world this is a special time to savor.

Indiana Pigs Get Swine Flu!


This little news item caught my eye. A herd of commercial hogs in Indiana came down with the swine flu. It's no surprise that there's no vaccine for the little piggies, but we are told that the situation is under control.

We are doing such a marvelous job in vaccinating against this disease!

Actually, I try not to think about it. It's enough to make you sick.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Jim Nantz: The Biggest Loser!


Tv network sports announcer Jim Nantz is forking over $900,000 a year to his newly ex-wife Lorrie. He will have to pay this for the rest of his life, unless she remarries. Yeah, that'll happen! She also gets the 6 bedroom house in Westport, CT. Jim, you should have gotten a better lawyer!

Send this post to a gay friend. After reading this, gay marriage may not be all that its cracked up to be.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Doc's Letter


The following is a letter to the editor of a Jackson, Mississippi newspaper. It was written in August, 2009 by a real, live medical doctor:

Dear Sirs:

"During my last night's shift in the ER, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient with a shiny new gold tooth, multiple elaborate tattoos, a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and a new cellular telephone equipped with her favorite R&B tune for a ringtone.. Glancing over the chart, one could not help noticing her payer status: Medicaid. She smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and, somehow, still has money to buy beer.

And our Congress expects me to pay for this woman's health care? Our nation's health care crisis is not a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. It is a crisis of culture - a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance. A culture that thinks "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me". Life is really not that hard. Most of us reap what we sow.

Don't you agree?

STARNER JONES, MD

Jackson , MS
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Before you call this letter mean spirited, let me ask you, "Who is paying for your health care?"

Pammy Preggy??


Now I know what you are thinking. Who in the world could care if Pamela Anderson is pregnant...or not? Well, you may have a point, there! She hasn't addressed the situation. Her designer/business associate Richie Rich (not the same guy in the Archie comic book series) says that she is not pregnant.

I have examined the adjoining photograph carefully (it's my job!) and I'd say that it's a possibility, even though she is not married. I've found that when famous people of Pammy's caliber deny anything, you can bet the farm that they are in denial.

I hope it's a girl!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Griese Taco Comment


Bob Griese becomes the most recent victim of political correctness. Bob Griese was the Miami Dolphins quarterback for several years, most notably in 1972 when he and his team had a perfect year, including a Super Bowl win! He's been a class guy, that is, until, last week when he was doing the broadcast of a college football game and all that is good about Bob Griese was flushed down the toilet. He was promptly suspended, possibly fired - who knows?

"Out having a taco." That's what Griese said during a college-football broadcast a week ago, trying to make a joke about race-car driver Juan Pablo Montoya. Does Montoya eat tacos? Who the hell cares? If you are Mexican or from another Latin American country, would you be offended? If he said that an Italian was woofing down a pizza instead of paying attention to the matters at hand, would I or my Italian cousins be offended? Hell no!

It may be a good idea to see if a level-headed Columbian was or could have been offended by Griese's remark. Now, if he substitutes a taco for a line of cocaine......different story.