Sunday, September 20, 2009

ISU Football Team Loses


Breaking news! The Indiana State University Football team lost yesterday, 41-0 to South Dakota State. More breaking news? The sun rose in the east! This brings the losing streak to 30 consecutive games. The current record began with sufficient momentum. You see, the Sycamores have won only 1 of their last 55 games! Being an alumnus of ISU, I had hoped to report a win. At the rate that I am going, I have roughly 15 more years of space available for this blog. I'm thinking that I should be able to report an ISU win, somewhere in there!