Sunday, September 6, 2009

Tequila Held & Choked?


Tila Tequila, an almost famous reality TV person, finds herself in the hospital, today. You see, Tila had a date, last night, with NFLer Shawne Merriman. She tells the cops that Merriman choked her and wouldn't let her leave his place. This was at 3:45 AM.

TIME OUT! We pause, here for a moment, as I suggest to the females in the audience - if you have a date with a guy and you find yourself at his house, you should decide on staying or leaving - long before 3:45AM! This is particularly true if your date is a wealthy (at the moment) jock with a history of drug use who is easily capable of killing you should you upset his agenda.

Tequila, whose real name is Tila Nguyen, 27, signed a citizen's arrest warrant when authorities arrived on the scene, charging the NFL linebacker with battery and false imprisonment. He says that she was too intoxicated to leave safely. The preliminary "E-Online" report said that Merriman was arrested and released on bail and that no charges were filed! Read that last sentence, again.