You know, I've spent a lot of time thinking about the Mosque and Islamic Center near Ground Zero in New York City. The more I think about it, the more I tend to say, why not? The whole neighborhood could use some fresh development. Here's the plan:
I propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs (which would be gay) "The Turban Cowboy" and
the other being a topless bar "You Mecca Me Hot."
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that have an open barbecue pork rib restaurant, called
something like "Iraq o' Ribs."
Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store called
"Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret" with sexy mannequins in the window
modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy
Shop ("Koranal Knowledge"), its name in flashing neon lights, and on
the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered?"
When you think of it, these changes will bring a true New York City flavor to the proposed Mosque and Islamic Living Center neighborhood! As always, I am open to any additional suggestions....
