Monday, April 25, 2011

Lindsay's New Role: Morgue Janitor


The Lindsay (Lohan) soap opera continues! On Friday, she was sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service. The community service will be 360 hours at the Los Angeles Women's Center and 120 hours at the Los Angeles Mission Road Coroner's office where she will sweep and mop floors and wash windows. (Sounds like what I did during Basic Training)

The sentence was in response to a probation violation for an alleged jewelry theft. The probation was for a drunk driving conviction.

Her attorneys are appealing Friday's ruling, but the community service begins in about a week. She's out on bail, at the moment.Lohan made bail on Friday within five hours of getting the 120-day jail term.

Lohan still faces a June 3 trial in her grand theft (necklace) charge, which has since been reduced to a misdemeanor, and faces a maximum penalty of an additional year behind bars.

You know, this is all a waste. It's a waste of courtroom time. A waste of talent and good looks on a weirdo. It's also a waste of space on this blog...and space on this blog is FREE!