This is a surprise? Yes, in that most of us didn't expect Charlie Sheen's opening night of his "Violent Torpedo Of Truth" tour to be as bad as it was. During the performance he was booed by disappointed followers. Chants of "Refund, refund" bellowed from the bored rich people who squandered their money ($80+ per) to attend the show at Detroit's Fox Theater. Making matters worse, the show came to an abrupt end...20 minutes early!
The show -- the first in a 20-city tour -- got off to a rocky start, with Sheen's opening act, an unknown stand-up comedian, getting booed off the stage.
But the former "Two and a Half Men" star rebounded with a pair of "Goddesses" singing the national anthem before they made out.
When Sheen strutted out, he ripped off his shirt and revealed a Detroit Tigers jersey and earned a standing ovation.
That would be the last of the cheers.
The tour is "sold out." Interesting. You'd have to be crazy to cancel a "sold out" tour! And we all know that Charlie Sheen isn't....
Tonight he'll either launch a torpedo or drop a bomb in Chicago.
I think I know what's going to happen.
The show -- the first in a 20-city tour -- got off to a rocky start, with Sheen's opening act, an unknown stand-up comedian, getting booed off the stage.
But the former "Two and a Half Men" star rebounded with a pair of "Goddesses" singing the national anthem before they made out.
When Sheen strutted out, he ripped off his shirt and revealed a Detroit Tigers jersey and earned a standing ovation.
That would be the last of the cheers.
The tour is "sold out." Interesting. You'd have to be crazy to cancel a "sold out" tour! And we all know that Charlie Sheen isn't....
Tonight he'll either launch a torpedo or drop a bomb in Chicago.
I think I know what's going to happen.
