If ya speak Ebonics an' can translate it ta real English, da Drug Enforcement Administration may gots uh job fo' ya! be understanding dis negroid-american languag foo'
The DEA announced this week that it is seeking 8 full time Ebonics Translators. Actually, the DEA has workers who can translate 114 different languages into English.
I suppose, as usual, women and minorities are encouraged to apply!
(Thanks Benny!) 
