This is almost a non-story. Tiger Woods and his wife Elin are officially divorced. This comes 9 months after we found out about his zipper problem. It is estimated that Tiger has lost $35 million in endorsements. Elin is rumored to be receiving $100 million, a mere fraction of the Woods fortune. This means that she will never have to work, for the rest of her life. She can even afford to marry a poor man!
This would be a good time to heighten the alert for all cocktail waitresses within 100 miles of any PGA event!
