Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Lohan Goes To Jail


Well, boys and girls, this is what happens in the real world when you blow off a court order - seven times within seven months! Lindsay Lohan was sentenced today to 90 days in jail followed by 90 days of inpatient rehabilitation.

If this sounds harsh to you, it was done primarily for her own good. She's 24 and she has a problem. Here's what's going to happen. Since the budget problems are so bad in California, she may serve as little as 10% of her sentence, Let's see, 10% of 90 days = 9 days? Rehabilitation is going to do nothing to help this one.

Pick Lohan in the next year's celebrity death pool. The signs are there!