Thursday, July 1, 2010

Tiger Breaks Another Record!


Tiger Woods is set to break a record when his 30 year old wife, Elin Nordegren files for divorce in Florida. Elin is expected to make the move within a week and ask for $750,000,000 and physical custody of the two kids. What does Tiger get? Aside from freedom at a relatively young age, Tiger gets a guarantee that Elin will keep her moth shut about his zipper problem. This means that we won't be seeing her on Oprah! or Larry King. She won't be able to "write the book.".

So, Tiger pays a lot of money. We're not sure if it is half of his net worth or not. The bottom line is that he's still filthy rich and he's got his health and earning potential and he's still young. He also learns a lesson. Some guys should never get married!

If you're looking for somebody to feel sorry for, it's gotta be the kids. Money can't buy you a daddy.